Okay so my argument is about my mom. She is the most annoying person in the world. You probably don't want to know why, but I'll tell you anyway. So she is talking to me right now, and I want her to stop talking. Like right now. Sometimes, when she screams my name, I hide under the table because her voice is so annoying. But it's not like everything about her is annoying. Wait... that's too hard to figure out right now...maybe later. Anyway, so she always wants me to shower. Then I say, "Mom stop talking. I'm busy." Then she'll be like, "You're crazy!", and I'll say, "Duh!". 5 minutes Later- "HANNAH! DID YOU SHOWER YET?!" I mean like who does she think I am, superman? So I'll tell her that it's almost impossible for ME to shower in 5 minutes. Seriously? I take like 25 minutes just to get in the shower. And she thinks I'll be done in 5 minutes? Ugh. She's so annoying.
One time, she let the kitchen on fire. It was hilarious. Okay so she is lighting these candles for some reason( I guess annoying people do these things) and she blue out the match and through it on the table. Apparently, there was still a spark on the match so while everyone else is preoccupied, me and my genius self walk into the kitchen and see that the kitchen table is on fire. We don't have a smoke alarm, so we picked up stove pots and filled like 4 of them with water. Meanwhile, she is just screaming in the back round while everyone else is actually doing something. She was being her annoying self, but even more annoying because she is just stupid. Ugh. Anyway, we eventually got the fire out. Two seconds later, she starts laughing! Do you know how much I want to kill her right now?! No. You don't. Because I wanted to light her on fire! The next day, we bought a new kitchen table. She is so annoying. I hate her!
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